LAZY, LAZY, LAZY!!!!!!!!

Today I went to the gym. I decided to start out on the stationary bikes. As I sat down, the woman on the bike next to me immediately started talking about her work-out. I asked her for some help setting my program as I wasn't familiar with this particular bike. She helped me out and then started giving me advice that didn't seem to make any sense. So, I changed the topic. Then she noticed that I had a "key." A key is a genius device that you can get programmed for your work-out. You meet with a trainer and they program your work-out into the key. When you go to the weight machines the little screen says "Hello Grace, you are lifting 50 millions pounds, nice job" and then the machine adjusts to 50 million pounds. Well, my new friend did not approve of the key. She started explaining that it was making me lazy. Lazy? I'm at the gym, lifting 50 million pounds. How is this lazy? She continued to explain her theory about how the system was making everyone LAZY, LAZY, LAZY!!!!! Again, I wasn't following her logic. Then I realized that I was five minutes into my work-out and I was trapped beside this woman. So, I pulled out my magazine and started reading and she pulled out her DR. PHIL book about relationships.